At the Eisemann Center:

  • “Old Jews Telling Jokes” Opens July 11
    Thursdays at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m., Fridays at 8 p.m., Saturdays at 2 p.m. and 8 p.m. and Sundays at 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. through July 28. Tickets are $39-$65.
    An evening of one-liners, double entendres, songs, skits and hysterical routines performed by five actors who pay tribute to and reinvent classic jokes of the past and present. Note: contains adult humor not appropriate for patrons younger than 18.

Unless otherwise noted, tickets to Eisemann Center events are available at the Eisemann Center Ticket Office, 972-744-4650 and at